460: Eyes-Cream

Good Wednesday everyone, and since I won't be around for you guys tomorrow, happy AMERICA DAY to all you FREEDOMITES out there!  It is the joyous occasion when we celebrate the discovery of our country by president Abraham Lincoln, and we celebrate it the same way we celebrate pretty much every hoiday around here: by stuffing our faces and lighting shit on fire!  All you crazy non-MURICANS out there can feel free to partake in fun AMERICA DAY activities of your very own, like censoring sexual material, forgetting world geography, and becoming morbidly obese!  Show your patriotic spirit, World-Americans!

AND NOW:  TO SLEEP!  awwwwwwwyeeeeeeaaaaaaaamericaaaaa

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