I should apologize for that title on so many levels.
So guess what I did to my hand during the last two months. I'll give you a hint, it had to do with a car door and lots and lots of blood. If you guessed "donating blood to help save a family of used car salesmen," then you're probably me, typing this right now, in which case you're super cool. But the real answer is: I slammed my finger in the car door, like a smart person. And it fucking suuuuuucked. But between all the profanity being shouted, there were some genuinely funny moments to be had. And these next few comics are about those moments. Enjoy my trauma, won't you?
Finally, there was something I forgot to do on Monday's comic. Our good friend Elena from the Basquelands (who isn't from Spain, because it's the Basquelands, which are totally different, so there!) was hoping to record something special for 3CD, in celebration of #500 finally going up. And she wants all of you to help her out with it, as one big 3-Chord Dorks fan collaboration spectacular. She can't tell me exactly what it's going to be, she wants to keep that a surprise, but she needs your help in order to make something awesome for us. Do you want to be a part of a 3CD fan collab spectacu-lar? Well then shoot Elena an email with the subject line "Fan Collab" to: LittleMissLenaWilliams (at) gmail (dot) com, and she'll tell you all you need to know. Good luck Elena! Good luck dorks! I hope whatever it is will be awesome! (Knowing Elena it will be.)