See? Told you guys there would be a comic today! Yes I'm feeling much better today (mostly), and it's only looking up from here! Big Bad Bill is actually a cover of a famous song written by Milton Ager and Jack Yellen in 1924, but Van Halen perform it TOO spectacularly, thanks to the Van Halens' classical training.
Also, you guys should check out the webcomic by Caldwell Tanner, entitled Loldwell. He's an awesome guy.