80: Myles
   

RTS = "Real-Time Strategy" (Dad.)     Myles = 1337.     You = n00b.     Street Fighter = T3H 4W350M3.

Also, the "I Wanna Look Like A Date-Rapist" section actually exists.  Only there they call it Hollister.  Boom.

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