337: Big Talk
   

Happy tomorrow, everybody!  I'm sure by now you're all used to my super-late uploads, so there's no real reason for me to make up any excuses for you guys.  I just gotta keep saying "sorry" everyday and then go along my merry way.  But, I know how you guys LOVE hearing excuses, so why don't I just list a whole bunch, and you can pick the ones that work best for you!

I'm too tired.  I'm too busy.  I'm too stressed.  I'm too hungry.  I'm too lazy.  I'm too drunk.  I'm too horny.  I'm too distracted.  I'm too cool for school.  Ha, you actually counted.  I'm too self-conscious.  I'm too lowly for you awesome peons.  I'm too awesome for you lowly peons.  I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.  I'm too sick.  I'm too concerned about all the little details so that I can try to make today's double-sized comic as good as possible for you all.  There you guys go, take your pick.  Personally, my favorites are the 6th and the 10th.  By the way, foreshadowing is defined as "an indication or suggestion of things yet to come."  Not that it has anything to do with today - I just thought you guys might find that interesting.  More music and comics next week, folks!  Until then!

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